I want to go on that one, please *points at slide going straight down sheer drop* – JD, 4
I’m all for risk and challenge, letting them push through their own limits but GADZOOKS, that slide was STEEP and went down the side of a MOUNTAIN, I tell you!
I’ll write about our adventures in the hills of Matlock later. For now, strip the context and here’s a boy in a playground pointing. But at what? AT WHAT?
Go, go caption racers!

















I want on it toooooo!
There was a giant. there was. Look, there’s his toothpick.
Those big boys are having a go mummy – what can’t I ?
That’s a great point.
What’s the point?
Look mammy a gingerbread house
It wasn’t me, it was him!
(I used to work in Matlock – it’s a lovely place, isn’t it?)
YOu mean that’s our new house?????
I want that one!
MUM! Look at the size of that spider leg!
That one over there.
(I should stop reading Jenny’s as she’s on top form and it’s putting me off lol).
I have that problem too!
Whats the point?
I can see a Gruffalo!