A surreal experience for kids: Four Seasons at The Collection

It’s a secret garden! – JD, 4

The Collection in Lincoln is currently host to a wonderful installation - Metro-Boulot-Dodo’s ‘Four Seasons’. Here’s the blurb:

“An ambitious, interactive, multi-media installation that reflects the different aspects of the cycle of life. The ‘Four Seasons’ combines interactive technology, sound installations, high quality visual production and the company’s trademark sense of humour.”

An adventure

Passing through a garden gate, we found ourselves in a wonderfully surreal garden full of odd little signs, sounds and a ‘valley of lost dolls’ – neglected toys mingled among the grass. Here started the story of a little girl which continued throughout the installation.

After JD had finished exploring the garden, we passed through a ‘secret passage’ into a dark room covered entirely (even the ceiling) in soft grass-like material and lit with a soft green light. In here, JD sat quietly and listened to the next part of the story before we passed out into the light and an entirely different type of room.

Here a cone of red balls grew from a decadent bed, manuscript climbed the wall above an old piano and a crystal ball advertised by a neon sign drew JD’s attention for some time. The story continued on the walls and was piped through the headphones dotted throughout the rooms.

As we left the installation and headed to the cafe for cake, we were handed a card with a web address and invited to go online to hear the final part of the story – a great way to continue the experience.

Learning about Lincoln’s past

The Collection is a very child-focussed museum dedicated to art and archeology and since it’s conveniently located right in the town centre, we go quite often. As well as the current Metro-Boulot-Dodo exhibition, it boasts a wide range of artefacts from Lincoln’s history that are on display all year round.

JD enjoyed inspecting the knight’s armour, Roman cooking utensils, tools and bones, and spent time playing with the educational activities that bring the exhibits to life; making a mosaic, sorting pottery from bone, and even trying on a replica Roman helmet.

I’d recommend making The Collection a regular destination if you can. And do try to get there before 15 January 2012 to appreciate the amazing ‘Four Seasons’ piece. It’s an experience you won’t forget.

Harvester, Lincoln – review

Harvester Lincoln

I’ve finished m’dinner now. Could you please take it away and bring me a jelly? – JD, 3

We nipped in to Lincoln city centre this Sunday lunchtime, and were planning to visit the stunning Bailgate area, but we ended up gravitating towards the Brayford in search of ‘bangers and mash’, as requested by JD, 3.

The Harvester chain

The Harvester is a salad and grill chain restaurant that offers quick service, cheap food and unlimited salad and drinks.

You’ve probably seen the awful fast-food style TV ad they’re currently running – I know they’re not trying to win over The Ivy crowd, but yeesh! Anyway…

It’s a simple concept:

  1. Pick a grill (sausage, vege sausage, lamb, beef, chicken, burgers – usually with some from of veg)
  2. Choose a sauce (gravy, chilli, dressings, salsas)
  3. Add a side (rice, mash, chips, jacket potato, boiled potatoes)
  4. Order your food
  5. Fill a bowl with unlimited salad

The price is given against the grill choice (c. £6-11 per person), and everything else is included in that price.

There are also some ‘complete’ alternatives such as pasta and stuffed mushrooms if you’re not keen on the ‘build your own’ approach.

Drinks are extra, but adults can get unlimited soda refills for £2.29 each, and starters are generally £3-5 for such options as prawns, breaded mushrooms, melon or nachos.

If you’ve room for dessert, the focus is on ‘Super Sundaes’ – huge ice cream sundaes for £3-4, but there’s also a choice of the usual cakes, fruit and tarts for under £4.

The kids menu works in a similar way. A main, side and veg is £4.49 (or £3.99 for very small appetites) and desserts are £1-2.

The welcome

One of the main reasons we like the Harvester is that the waiting staff are polite and friendly, never leave us waiting for a table (even in busy periods), and always take the time to talk to an invariable chatty JD.

The children’s menu we’re given as we take our seats is also a colouring sheet and comes with a pot of colouring pencils – pretty standard in chain-type family restaurants these days, but still appreciated.

Cleanliness

The tables, floors, toilets and cutlery are all spotlessly clean and have been every time we’ve visited. Chain restaurants can often get grubby when well-frequented (Pizza Express, anyone?) but the staff at this branch of the Harvester do a really good job.

The food

While waiting for our mains, we head for the salad bar. On this visit, we arrived just after 12pm and it was bursting with crunchy fresh veg, pasta salad and various other buffet standards. On previous occasions though, we’ve arrived later in the day and it’s been a less attractive, with rather limp looking peppers and almost empty pasta / potato salad vats. I’m pretty sure they’d restock on request, though.

The mains arrive quickly and aren’t amazing, but the portions are a good size and I’d just class it as perfectly edible pub-style fodder. The soya sausages I opted for are actually rather tasty, and though the mash tasted a bit reconstituted, for the price (we all had three courses and lots to drink for £40), we were perfectly satisfied – and very full.

If you’re visiting the Harvester with children, you can download the ‘young guests’ menu, and there’s also a tool for checking dishes for common food intolerances and allergies.

Trip to Hartsholme County Park, Lincoln

Over 200 acres of woodland, lakes and meadows to explore. All within easy reach of Lincoln City Centre – lincolnshire.gov.uk

Hartsholme County Park is a bit of a favourite of ours, so JD, Mark, bump, my mum and I took a trip there last weekend. JD loves it because there’s masses of space to run around in, a good size adventure playground, and insects everywhere. The lake is HUGE, offering a decent walk if you make your way round it, and there’s a pleasant enough cafe that serves hot and cold food.

Getting there

By car, it’s a simple drive up Skellingthorpe Road (LN6 0EY if you’re using your sat nav). By bus, take the 66 from Lincoln city bus station and it’s a manageable walk from the drop off point.